Friday, August 12, 2011

Does your spouse have intimate dreams about other people?

My husband is a habitual sleep cheater. When I watch him sleep I always know when he is sleep cheating when he pitches a huge tent under the covers. At that point I put on my best man voice and whisper in his ear..."ya baby...let me put it in your *ss". Oddly enough sometimes the tent stays pitched even after that. I'm thinking about leaving him.

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